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Dear Amber My boyfriend and I have booked our first holiday but I haven't told him that I am petrified of flying. The last time I went on an aeroplane I panicked so much I passed out. What can I do? Lee 22 |
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Dear Lee Drink. Drink lots. That way if they let you on the plane you will be too pissed to care and if they don't ... well that solves your problem doesn't it. You daft Mary, ever heard of Butlins? AD xx |
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Dear Ambie I wanna take my boyfriend away for his birthday, something that he won't be expecting. Any suggestions? |
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A retreat with Buddhist monks. Well you didn't say he had to like it! AD xx |
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Dear Aunty Amber My ex-boyfriend has just asked me to go on holiday with him. We've only just split up as well so I'm not sure whether I should go or not. Steven 26 |
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Dear Steven How Amicable ... I think. Well it depends on when you're going. Right now probably isn't the best thing to do, he's wining & dining some foreign hunk and you're still tossing off at the passport photo you have of him in your wallet. Not much of a holiday is it. If it's later in the year and you feel you can go, then go. Everyone needs some sun on their back, or someone's son on their back! AD xx |
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Dear Aunty Amber Last night in an argument my boyfriend told me he doesn't find me sexually attractive anymore. He says that it was all said in the heat of the moment but we haven't had sex for ages. Should we split? I'm so confused. Alan 42 |
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Dear Alun Too F**king right you should. Drop him like a hot dog turd. No one has the right to make you feel that bad unless he's Brad Pitt. Everyone is attractive to someone, if he doesn't want you then trust me someone else will. If it was a heat of the moment comment and you want to stay together, make him pay for it at least til the next millennium. AD xx |
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Dear Aunty Amber My boyfriend and I have split up. He has moved out for some space but he has left me to look after his 2 mammoth dogs. It's been like 2 weeks and they're driving me crazy. I have no life and I can't do it on my own. What should I do? Luke 21 |
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Dear Luke Chop em up and treat yourself to a new fur coat. Animals are lovely but they're too much like old people. They make mess, poo too much and never understand a word you say. If I were you I'd bundle them in the car and drop them off at his house. Failing that, how about his parents? Contact him and tell him that if he can't collect his dogs then the corned beef factory will be receiving extra meat this month. AD xx |
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Dear Ms Dextrous You are very pretty. Ever thought of being a lesbian Linda 19 |
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Dear Linda You'd never get your fanny up my ring piece babe. AD xx |
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