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email: paul@amberdextrous.co.uk   Telephone: 07790 186 605  

Dear Amber 

Welcome to my new problem page, here you can read my reverent advice and the expert knowledge that I impart to you mere mortals, for nothing more than the simple satisfaction of knowing I am making someone's life better. And remember a problem shared is a problem halved, so if we post it out for all the world to read, laugh & ponder on, then imagine how small that problem will become.

 

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Dear Aunty Amber
What do you buy the man that has everything.  Every year, I buy my boyfriend gifts and every year he doesn't appreciate them.  He has a really good job so everything he wants he can afford to buy. Help me!!!
Dave 26
Dear David
I have always said you can't go wrong with anything flannelette.  It's comfortable, wears well and usually comes with a big picture of a puppy on. Failing that why don't you just ask him what he wants.  If he says nothing, then you have a really cheap Xmas coming up.
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Dear Amber
I have been with my girlfriend for 4 months.  I really want us to spend our first Xmas together but the problem is she is going home to Sheffield for Christmas and has asked me to go with her and spend it with her parents.  I don't know what to do as I have never met them before.  What do you think?
Angie 28
Dear Angie
I think the fact that it's Sheffield and you still want to go is a tad worrying, but hey ho it's your life.  Can you really put up with her parents on Christmas day with the annoying Xmas rituals that every family has such as the bringing out of the old photo albums and the obligatory 7 hour monopoly marathon.  Your call hun but personally I'd stay down south where it's warm and frankly not so poor.
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Dear Aunty Amber
My boyfriend's f**king fag hag always outdoes me on presents whether it's for his birthday or Xmas.  What can I get him this year that she just won't be able to top.
Duncan 30
Dear Duncan
It's a common problem - fag hag vs boyfriend.  You've stepped on her territory.  However all is not lost babe cos you have the one thing to give your boyfriend that she won't ever top and it's swinging (hopefully) between your legs.  Put a bow round that on Xmas day and watch his face light up.
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Dear Ms Dextrous
I was going to send you a prezzie for Xmas what you like.
Curtis 30..
Dear Curtis
How very stalker like of you.  Hmmm let me see.  Nothing cheap, nothing with Meryl Streep in it.  I don't know.
E-mail me a picture you may be just the perfect present for an ageing drag queen with the libido of a rabbit.
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