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Hi Amber You look so great and i'm a drag, well just started to be one and i need to know the best places to get thing from. I've got £3,000 pound to get my things, i have already got a wig that was £205 pound and some big platforms that was £80 and a dress that was £90. Reece |
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Dear Reece, Welcome to the world of gender illusion. There are lots of places to buy bits from, the internet is usually the best. Just google what you need and you can generally find it. I am happy to help you. Did you say you had £3,000 to spend. How lucky because you can kit yourself out well for £1000 and my consultancy fee is £2000. AD x |
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Hi Amber My name is Gerald and I live in Bristol. Whenever me and my boyfriend go into town on a night out, he gets a lot more attention than me. To be even more honest, I don't seem to get any attention! What can I do to make myself more popular? |
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Dear Gerald, Well you need to determine why he gets more attention that u, is he prettier, thinner, smells better. Once you know that you can work on either surgery, dieting or maybe showering just that little bit extra. If you can't work it out then attack the problem at the route, mutilate him physically, that way he will still get more attention than you but it'll more pity than envy. AD x |
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Dear Amber... I have a huge problem.... every time I sing people start leaving venues and cats start coming into my venue and sleeping next to me on stage.... I try to shoo them away but with no avail, they pee and purr. I have tried singing lessons but even she leaves and I'm paying her. I feel its ruining my career and sex life mainly because I normally sing numbers from gypsy when I'm having it. What do I do? Do I try and get a job in a cattery or turn into a mime act? (be nice you C***) Please help me... Lost confused and helpless in Penylan. Pixie Perez xxxx |
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Dear Pixie, How nice to hear from you, how's life after drag? ........... What do you mean she's still working!! Don't worry my dear this is a common occurrence amongst drag acts, not me, I sing like a dream; however your problem with live singing hasn't gone unnoticed, in fact a lot of other drag acts in Cardiff have commented on it also, so don't feel that you have to suffer in silence ... like your audiences. My advice would be to stick to songs that you know you can do, like the Birdie Song or maybe something by Enigma ... yes I know they don't have any lyrics to them ... take the hint eh. Love ya AD xxxx |
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Dear Amber, I have an itchy anus. It's not a problem, I just like to tell people about it. Jason |
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Dear Jason, How nice of you to think of me when ur scratching your anus, most people picture Electra Fence. Love AD |
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Dear Amber, Me and my ex split up 5 months ago and stayed friends for two months and things were really great, but for the past 2 months he won't talk to me and has changed a lot. I get depressed whenever I think about him and gets jealous whenever I see him with someone else and I want him back - if not as a bf but as a friend. I haven't loved anyone like him. What shall I do? |
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Oh love, There is a wonderful drug on the market called rohypnol. Ever heard of it, apparently it brings people round to your way of thinking. Of course you could always use the tried and tested Kathy Bates method, kidnap them and break their legs so they can't go anywhere. Of course you could always do the adult thing and accept that maybe for whatever reason he can't talk to you at the moment, hope he will come round and get on with things. That is of course the adult solution and you are a gay man so I doubt you'll take it. Good luck AD xxx |
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I'm 17 and I want to be a want to be a woman what should I tell my mother? Daniel |
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Dear Daniel, How about "Pass me the knife I wanna cut my cock off." Love AD xx |
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