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hi Amber I have just moved hover to cardiff and i would like to get back doing cabaret. I use do drag act all the songs from the shows i give it up for resons and now i would like to get back doing my sows again i use do it all over bristol and weston supermare i would like to do some show s in cardiff how do this can you help me out i have seen you on you tube and i think your act is very good i would love to a act with you if this pos i look forword to hearing from you andy stage name madam gin |
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Dear Andy, Oh god, how many people wanna be drag acts these days!! More to the point how many people don't use spell check on their computers. So why did you give up,? I feel a Trisha moment coming on. Good luck love Amber xxx |
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Dear amber, I am a new drag queen just been doing it for fun and i want to have a show i love doing what i do for n but have said now im nearly 19 i wanna start ma own show and watchig you well wow i love what you do. First of all how did you come up with the shania twain man i feel like a woman lyrics? Secondly i don't want just any old shitty act so how do i go about starting out. I am a trained dancer too, but as a male how ironic lol. Your help and advice would be much appreciated .... All my love Danny (Hope Heelcum) P.S I dont expect u 2 work miracles after all you are a drag queen lol. Love your little quotes they are fab :) xxxx |
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Dear Danny, You want to be a drag queen, are you mad!!! Take my advice love, get a nice 9 to 5 job with Bupa and a pension plan and forget all this folly. If I had my time over I think i'd be a dinner lady, I just adore pink overalls. Amber xxx |
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Dear Amber, I am confused and worried about my girlfriends association with a certain drag queen who has just finished filming as a star in the next blockbuster movie ;-) Me and my girlfriend are very happy together, but recently I have discovered there is drag queen who has become very attached to my girlfriend's breasts! So much that this unnamed drag queen wants them as her boob double in future films! I am also quite attached to my girlfriend's boobs, do you think I should let this drag queen have her boobs.. maybe I could rent them out and profit from this? What should I do?! Thanks Nina |
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Dear Nina, From your message I can see that the drag queen in question is obviously a very attractive and talented person, I personally think you should give her what she wants, including several parts in any further productions. If your girlfriend is attached to this drag queen (whoever she is) I can only assume she is a woman for fabulous taste. Give her what she wants love, you'll be a better liver likka for it. Luv ya lots Amber xxx |
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Hi AD, My name is Carl or should i say Porsche Ferrari, i work in a bar that has just started doing gay nites, and i've been asked to do drag and Dj, i now have a wig and i've even hand made a sequin dress myself ( it's purple and silver in case ur wondering). I however can only find cheap-o make-up and wanted to know what you thought were the best products, i've been told that MAC is brill. Also as with the make-up i need some brushes and again would love ur advice on which brushes i should buy. what should be applied first? where do i start? I'm sure you will agree that drag make-up is a lot different from ordinary make-up of which i used to use and wear when i came out (exploded with colour) I would be forever indebted to you on ur age old hints, tricks and tips and it would mean the world to my events, monthly by the way at my bar. Much love and admiration, urs truly Porsche (Carl) PS. I am a member of ur appreciation group on face book Full name Carl Beal. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Dear Porsche, My my, you new drag queens are springing up like fat people at an all you can eat buffet. Love, when it comes to make up it's all trial and error. Drag queens change their make up more often than their shows. My advice would be practice in a mirror and see what looks the best. After all this time mine still looks like i've had my face under a rolling pin. Good luck AD xxxxx |
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Dear Amber, I'm a drag queen who has been performing here and abroad for a good seven years now, winning a few competitions, getting a bit of work now and then, but always on the look out for ideas to improve my chances of getting bookings the length and breadth of the country. One thing I really need to sort out soon is getting a driving licence, which means learning to drive. As far as I know, it is also a great advantage to get a car ('cos you'd look pretty silly driving along the road without any car!) Do you know of any good-value driving schools in my area? Still better one which maybe can go halves (pay half in cash, and the other half in 'favours')? Maybe even one which would swap lessons for nightly drag shows, including my famous live singing, Amy Swinehouse mime tribute, AND a few magic tricks? Any help would be much appreciated, also any advice you have about car-sharing; last time I did that with my mate John, both halves fell over when we set off, and I can't tell you how many Junior Hacksaw blades I got through! Tia-Anna Sore-Ass Wrecked |
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Dear Tia, (Oh look it rhymes) Firstly I don't know any driving schools sadly as I go by limo these days and therefore don't need to drive. Where r u based? If your in the South then there are plenty of many modestly priced driving establishments. If your in the North ... get a bus. As for car sharing, do you really want to share with some stranger, with bad BO, a side parting and half a macaroon stuck in his beard??? Good luck m'dear. If you're miming you may need it. Lots of Love AD |
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Hey doll. Bit of a problem, my bloke has got a severe personal hygiene issue! how do i tackle it! help!! P.S I wud ditch him for u anyday!!!! XXxxxxxx Richard |
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Hi Richard, Rugby tackle him to the floor and squirt him with old spice, he'll probably be so embarrassed by the smell he'll spend the next week in the shower. Problem solved. x AD |
