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dear amber i have 70 boyfriends and i like them all but i need to choose the rite one and i choose Jake but today i naw that Jake is with my sister amber and i don t know what to do can you tell me pls shaznay call me pls on my number 21376941 or 79932426 thanks shaznay mifsud |
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Dear Shaznay, Well don;t sisters share everything? Can't you arrnage some kind of timeshare deal, like you shag him and she mops it up? My advice dear is that if you have 70 boyfriends your either very energetic or very easy (i'm gonna say a bit of both) is to do what any other self respecting person would do. Tell them they're the only one and keep them all AD xxx |
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Hi AD, My name is Tony and Im questioning my sexuality - I recenty moved to Bristol to study at uni, and everyon's experimenting with all sorts of things. I don't mind at all - like a gay guy kissd me last week and I was okay with it. It's just that im wonderin how i feel about all this. Theres this guy who lives in house and he's really sweet and hes always flirting with me. I think theres a spark with us. We went to see a movie yesterday and his hand touched mine a little too long to be nothing. What am I supposed to do? I'm so unsure about it, and i dont wanna hurt anyone's feelings. Help xx |
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Ah Tony, it sounds to me like you're standing in that lovely Egyptian River ..Denial. It ain't Narnia babe so come back out of the closet. Besides if you decide you fancy a bit of girl action simply ask them to shave and whack a bit of lippy on. See the best of both worlds, less talking more shagging dear AD xx |
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hi Amber I have just moved hover to cardiff and i would like to get back doing cabaret. I use do drag act all the songs from the shows i give it up for resons and now i would like to get back doing my sows again i use do it all over bristol and weston supermare i would like to do some show s in cardiff how do this can you help me out i have seen you on you tube and i think your act is very good i would love to a act with you if this pos i look forword to hearing from you andy stage name madam gin |
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Dear Andy, Oh god, how many people wanna be drag acts these days!! More to the point how many people don't use spell check on their computers. So why did you give up,? I feel a Trisha moment coming on. Good luck love Amber xxx |
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Dear amber, I am a new drag queen just been doing it for fun and i want to have a show i love doing what i do for n but have said now im nearly 19 i wanna start ma own show and watchig you well wow i love what you do. First of all how did you come up with the shania twain man i feel like a woman lyrics? Secondly i don't want just any old shitty act so how do i go about starting out. I am a trained dancer too, but as a male how ironic lol. Your help and advice would be much appreciated .... All my love Danny (Hope Heelcum) P.S I dont expect u 2 work miracles after all you are a drag queen lol. Love your little quotes they are fab :) xxxx |
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Dear Danny, You want to be a drag queen, are you mad!!! Take my advice love, get a nice 9 to 5 job with Bupa and a pension plan and forget all this folly. If I had my time over I think i'd be a dinner lady, I just adore pink overalls. Amber xxx |
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Dear Amber, I am confused and worried about my girlfriends association with a certain drag queen who has just finished filming as a star in the next blockbuster movie ;-) Me and my girlfriend are very happy together, but recently I have discovered there is drag queen who has become very attached to my girlfriend's breasts! So much that this unnamed drag queen wants them as her boob double in future films! I am also quite attached to my girlfriend's boobs, do you think I should let this drag queen have her boobs.. maybe I could rent them out and profit from this? What should I do?! Thanks Nina |
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Dear Nina, From your message I can see that the drag queen in question is obviously a very attractive and talented person, I personally think you should give her what she wants, including several parts in any further productions. If your girlfriend is attached to this drag queen (whoever she is) I can only assume she is a woman for fabulous taste. Give her what she wants love, you'll be a better liver likka for it. Luv ya lots Amber xxx |
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Hi AD, My name is Carl or should i say Porsche Ferrari, i work in a bar that has just started doing gay nites, and i've been asked to do drag and Dj, i now have a wig and i've even hand made a sequin dress myself ( it's purple and silver in case ur wondering). I however can only find cheap-o make-up and wanted to know what you thought were the best products, i've been told that MAC is brill. Also as with the make-up i need some brushes and again would love ur advice on which brushes i should buy. what should be applied first? where do i start? I'm sure you will agree that drag make-up is a lot different from ordinary make-up of which i used to use and wear when i came out (exploded with colour) I would be forever indebted to you on ur age old hints, tricks and tips and it would mean the world to my events, monthly by the way at my bar. Much love and admiration, urs truly Porsche (Carl) PS. I am a member of ur appreciation group on face book Full name Carl Beal. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Dear Porsche, My my, you new drag queens are springing up like fat people at an all you can eat buffet. Love, when it comes to make up it's all trial and error. Drag queens change their make up more often than their shows. My advice would be practice in a mirror and see what looks the best. After all this time mine still looks like i've had my face under a rolling pin. Good luck AD xxxxx |
